Inconvenient truth

I don’t know how to begin. Talking to my friends, I find out how terrible China is. Obviously, 4 year of school life hasn’t made me a patriot. I’m not saying that to offend anyone. They are just my observation after spending like almost 4 years here in China. Things you might or might not know about college and China.


Copyright= copy is right

2 or more people walking in the same direction with the same purpose= illegal procession

3 people or more discussing the same topic= illegal assemble

Tiananmen Square protests of 1989= never happened

No politic in class or else you would end up arguing with the patriots.

For the patriots, everything the communist party said is right. (I don’t know. If they love their country so much, why studies oversea and stays in China for good?)

Speaking up is not recommended.

Don’t believe in anything that people say.

Random splitting on the floor= culture (ICKY)

Government is too stupid to realize that people could bypass the censorship system with proxy. Thanks for the Taiwanese.

Rules are just a guideline for the rich.

Miu Miu, Gucci and LV as schoolbag is normal.

Fashion= wearing every thing with the big label on it, matching or not is not important.

Prostitution is normal. No matter you are the prostitutes or the customers.

Guys would talk about their “experience” with the hooker in class without shame.

It’s ok to screw around with your lovers with the present of your roommates.

School rule says no drinking and smoking but you could buy them in school.

Chinese could build 6 blocks of dorms within 3 months, of cause they are sinking every single day.

You can train your tummy with canteen’s food.

Eating in China takes courage. (I mean just don’t go into the kitchen or the back alley)

Teachers would tell you all of the questions before the exam if you know how to kiss ass.

Students would rather spend days on preparing cheating little note than spending those days on reading the textbook.

There are so many ways to cheat, notes hided in your sleeves, under your laps, in your iphone and watches, even on normal tap and water bottle labels.

There are still Chinese teachers believe that students don’t cheat. Or they just don’t give a damn?

Cheating is ok as long as the teacher assistants in the exam halls are Chinese.

Even you’ve got caught, you could still get away with that if your dad is working for the Government.

You could be absent for the whole semester and still get an A for attendance.

Teachers love BS since grade depends on the thickness of your paper.

You can actually buy a degree if your parents donate a cheap library to the school.

You can get an offer from the Big Four even you fail all the interview and written tests, as long as you know how to kiss the Dean’s ass.

It’s ok for teachers to promote a 10 thousand course in a 2 hour class.

Your professor could bail on you only cause they need to go on a day with their lovers.

Attending Ethic and Law class is a way to experience abuse of human right.

Some English teachers still believe that we do give a damn about the non-credit English class.

They teach you with primary school material during the English class.

Few of them are still in denial that our silence means “we don’t care, could you just shout up and let us go?”

We have realized that some of the teachers should take the English class.

Even you could finish the stupid English exam within 30mins, you are still required to stay in your seat and pretend that you are working on it.

Quality of foreign teacher assistants decreases every single year regarding the hotness and the teaching attitude of cause.